‫‫‫‫[calming music playing]
‫‫‫‫-So-- ‫‫‫‫-Shut up, everybody!
‫‫‫‫And what do you mean, ‫‫‫‫Mother killed Woodhouse?
‫‫‫‫-Me? ‫‫‫‫-Yes, you!
‫‫‫‫-Yeah. ‫‫‫‫-Duh.
‫‫‫‫Well, not, you know, not her personally,
‫‫‫‫it was probably that golem of hers.
‫‫‫‫[rumbling]
‫‫‫‫[Mother] Mr. Zerk.
‫‫‫‫It's obvious that Archer's ‫‫‫‫bungled this whole thing,
‫‫‫‫which means we need to do ‫‫‫‫a little... housekeeping.
‫‫‫‫[grumbling]
‫‫‫‫And don't bring back a dirty shovel.
‫‫‫‫[growling]
‫‫‫‫[yawning]
‫‫‫‫Oh, my God, ‫‫‫‫if someone doesn't bring me toast,
‫‫‫‫I will literally die.
‫‫‫‫[Archer] And how do you know about this?
‫‫‫‫Oh, come on, everybody knows.
‫‫‫‫Your partner got in too deep ‫‫‫‫on his dope bill,
‫‫‫‫so she had that ape whack him.
‫‫‫‫If I find out you're lying to me...
‫‫‫‫Why would I lie?
‫‫‫‫That bitch...
‫‫‫‫Well, you know what they say,
‫‫‫‫you lie down with dogs, ‫‫‫‫you wake up with fl--
‫‫‫‫[all] Jesus!
‫‫‫‫[Lana] What! What's the big idea?
‫‫‫‫The big idea is we're going to Dreamland,
‫‫‫‫and you're all gonna stay tied up ‫‫‫‫until I find out the truth.
‫‫‫‫Who keeps this much rope in their trunk?
‫‫‫‫Besides rapists?
‫‫‫‫Mountain climbers?
‫‫‫‫Yeah, climbing up ‫‫‫‫to their mountaintop rape-shed.
‫‫‫‫-Their what? ‫‫‫‫-How would that even work?
‫‫‫‫Are the victims already up there, or--
‫‫‫‫[gunshot]
‫‫‫‫And the next person who talks...
‫‫‫‫Son of a-- What?
‫‫‫‫No, I was... gonna say rope salesmen.
‫‫‫‫[all] Oh, God!
‫‫‫‫Anybody have a joke about socks?
‫‫‫‫No? Okay, I got one.
‫‫‫‫"Sock sock."
‫‫‫‫And then you say "Who's there?"
‫‫‫‫Okay, then I guess just pout.
‫‫‫‫[suspicious music]
‫‫‫‫[stammering] I don't understand. ‫‫‫‫Are you a cop?
‫‫‫‫[laughing]
‫‫‫‫Do I look like a cop?
‫‫‫‫-No. ‫‫‫‫-And yet!
‫‫‫‫I'm commandeering this vehicle!
‫‫‫‫[screaming]
‫‫‫‫[chuckling]
‫‫‫‫[tires screeching]
‫‫‫‫So listen, I don't wanna tell you ‫‫‫‫how to live your life,
‫‫‫‫but if I were you I'd just ‫‫‫‫go ahead and jump out.
‫‫‫‫[screeching]
‫‫‫‫And I'd do it sooner rather than...
‫‫‫‫[screaming]
‫‫‫‫Later!
‫‫‫‫[theme music playing]
‫‫‫‫[Krieger] Double double, toil and trouble.
‫‫‫‫Although if I'm being honest, ‫‫‫‫it's really no trouble. I love my work.
‫‫‫‫Not as much as you do, obviously.
‫‫‫‫All right, once my patient arrives...
‫‫‫‫Well, speak of the devil. I was just-- ‫‫‫‫Oh, damn it, what do you want?
‫‫‫‫[growls]
‫‫‫‫What?
‫‫‫‫[growls]
‫‫‫‫Well, don't bring it back dirty.
‫‫‫‫Why, what do you think? ‫‫‫‫It ruins the spade.
‫‫‫‫Because it ruins it.
‫‫‫‫[Archer] Now sit down!
‫‫‫‫Come on, I don't have all goddamn day!
‫‫‫‫I mean I do, but--
‫‫‫‫[Poovey mumbling around sock]
‫‫‫‫What?
‫‫‫‫[Len mumbling around sock]
‫‫‫‫I can't understand a word you're saying.
‫‫‫‫[Figgis mumbling around sock]
‫‫‫‫Oh, my God.
‫‫‫‫What?
‫‫‫‫Yuck.
‫‫‫‫I don't know, I didn't really ‫‫‫‫have anything, I was just--
‫‫‫‫[all mumbling]
‫‫‫‫There! Happy?
‫‫‫‫What the hell is going on here?
‫‫‫‫-Aha! ‫‫‫‫-Aha what?
‫‫‫‫Aha...
‫‫‫‫Um, hang on.
‫‫‫‫Trexler? Why the hell are you here?
‫‫‫‫-I-- ‫‫‫‫-Aha!
‫‫‫‫Okay, I got it now. Sit down.
‫‫‫‫I beg your pardon?
‫‫‫‫Sit down!
‫‫‫‫Well, somebody likes to ‫‫‫‫chew his cabbage twice.
‫‫‫‫-Both of you! ‫‫‫‫-All right!
‫‫‫‫Rudolph the Rude-nosed Reindeer.
‫‫‫‫Now then, would you mind telling me ‫‫‫‫what it is you think you're doing?
‫‫‫‫I think it might be some kinda ‫‫‫‫Hercule Poirot-type deal,
‫‫‫‫where he gathers everybody in the parlor.
‫‫‫‫Have you lost your mind?
‫‫‫‫Actually, maybe, I don't know. ‫‫‫‫I haven't slept in like a week
‫‫‫‫and I've been eating Dexedrine ‫‫‫‫like candy, so--
‫‫‫‫Are you seeing tracers yet?
‫‫‫‫-I-- No, shut up. ‫‫‫‫-What is this all about?
‫‫‫‫It's about you, killing my partner!
‫‫‫‫What? Who told you that?
‫‫‫‫-Trexler! ‫‫‫‫-Wh-- Trexler, you dirty liar!
‫‫‫‫Well, now, technically ‫‫‫‫I said your goon killed him, but...
‫‫‫‫We had nothing to do with it!
‫‫‫‫Oh, and I'm just supposed ‫‫‫‫to take your word?
‫‫‫‫-You took his! ‫‫‫‫-Well?
‫‫‫‫Why would I have him killed?
‫‫‫‫Because he owed you money!
‫‫‫‫Okay, well, think about that statement.
‫‫‫‫-[all] Strangely illogical. ‫‫‫‫-Yeah.
‫‫‫‫It's not like he was walking around ‫‫‫‫with the money in his belly.
‫‫‫‫Then why'd you send me down to Long Beach ‫‫‫‫the night my office was robbed?
‫‫‫‫-Burgled. ‫‫‫‫-Whatevered!
‫‫‫‫To spy on Trexler! We're competitors!
‫‫‫‫I--
‫‫‫‫Which is why, you idiot, he's trying ‫‫‫‫to frame me for killing your partner!
‫‫‫‫Slander!
‫‫‫‫-Sue me! ‫‫‫‫-I got a half a mind to!
‫‫‫‫-You've got half a mind, period. ‫‫‫‫-And all the burns.
‫‫‫‫And if I could, I'd sue you for hijacking ‫‫‫‫my truckload of whores!
‫‫‫‫-That wasn't me, either! ‫‫‫‫-Yeah, Poovey took 'em.
‫‫‫‫-Goddamn it. ‫‫‫‫-What?
‫‫‫‫-Yeah, what? ‫‫‫‫-Oh, don't play dumb, Figgis!
‫‫‫‫I'm not! I had no idea!
‫‫‫‫-Or did he? ‫‫‫‫-Oh, you son of a bitch!
‫‫‫‫Why ya throwin' me under the bus?
‫‫‫‫I am gonna go buy a bus, ‫‫‫‫and literally throw you under it,
‫‫‫‫and then drive it back and forth ‫‫‫‫on your face!
‫‫‫‫See? Spoken like a true killer!
‫‫‫‫Oh, like you're one to talk! ‫‫‫‫I got three men in the morgue!
‫‫‫‫Again, that was Poovey.
‫‫‫‫-What? ‫‫‫‫-Goddamn it!
‫‫‫‫-[Figgis] I mean... ‫‫‫‫-[Poovey] Some people need to get shot!
‫‫‫‫Case in point!
‫‫‫‫[grumbling]
‫‫‫‫[explosion]
‫‫‫‫Hey, gang!
‫‫‫‫[Dutch chuckling]
‫‫‫‫What's happening?
‫‫‫‫[all] What is he doing here?
‫‫‫‫Are you kidding me?
‫‫‫‫How are you here?
‫‫‫‫Commandeered a vehicle.
‫‫‫‫I mean how are you still alive?
‫‫‫‫I dunno, I guess just clean livin'!
‫‫‫‫And how did you know we were here?
‫‫‫‫I didn't! No, no, this is just
‫‫‫‫an almost unbelievable coincidence.
‫‫‫‫No, I'm actually just here ‫‫‫‫for my blue stuff.
‫‫‫‫Your what?
‫‫‫‫So this is a little awkward.
‫‫‫‫But he's actually my patient.
‫‫‫‫[indistinct conversation]
‫‫‫‫-I don't care what he is-- ‫‫‫‫-He's a goddamn robot!
‫‫‫‫-Actually-- ‫‫‫‫-Nobody smashes up my club!
‫‫‫‫Mr. Zerk!
‫‫‫‫[growling]
‫‫‫‫Okay, but we gotta make this quick.
‫‫‫‫'Cause I'm about a quart low.
‫‫‫‫A quart low on what?
‫‫‫‫This! He has to have it to live!
‫‫‫‫Yeah, so come on, Doc, fill 'er up.
‫‫‫‫[Mother] Will somebody-- ‫‫‫‫Archer, shoot him!
‫‫‫‫-What? No, he's my life's work! ‫‫‫‫-Yeah.
‫‫‫‫Plus it doesn't do any good. Look.
‫‫‫‫Ow!
‫‫‫‫Damn it, Archer! You did that on purpose!
‫‫‫‫-Come on. ‫‫‫‫-[Poovey] Seriously?
‫‫‫‫-What are you doing? ‫‫‫‫-Gettin' the hell outta here.
‫‫‫‫Wh-- ? No, you're not!
‫‫‫‫Well, ya say that...
‫‫‫‫Come on, man, jam it in there ‫‫‫‫so I can start killing these shitheads.
‫‫‫‫What? No, no, that's not what I--
‫‫‫‫-Jam it! ‫‫‫‫-No!
‫‫‫‫I won't have you become ‫‫‫‫just another mindless killing machine!
‫‫‫‫How, could you possibly think ‫‫‫‫you're the boss of me?
‫‫‫‫I'll show ya who's boss!
‫‫‫‫How ya like that?
‫‫‫‫-Meh. ‫‫‫‫-Well, then how about this?
‫‫‫‫[struggling]
‫‫‫‫Come on...
‫‫‫‫I'm going as fast as I can!
‫‫‫‫-What about me? ‫‫‫‫-What about you?
‫‫‫‫Get me outta here alive, all right, ‫‫‫‫and the ransom money,
‫‫‫‫-we'll call it even. ‫‫‫‫-Yeah.
‫‫‫‫That's what you told Archer. ‫‫‫‫And look what good it did him!
‫‫‫‫Wait...
‫‫‫‫[smashing glass]
‫‫‫‫[Archer] Oh, my God, that really hurt.
‫‫‫‫[chuckling]
‫‫‫‫Look at you, ‫‫‫‫whining like your little buddy.
‫‫‫‫My what?
‫‫‫‫Yeah. The little limey dope-fiend.
‫‫‫‫When I gut-shot him and left him for dead.
‫‫‫‫What?
‫‫‫‫[indistinct chatter]
‫‫‫‫Probably on Trexler's orders!
‫‫‫‫What, no! I didn't--
‫‫‫‫He didn't tell me to do it.
‫‫‫‫Ow.
‫‫‫‫[sighs]
‫‫‫‫I did it just to see his light go out.
‫‫‫‫Goddamn.
‫‫‫‫[shouting]
‫‫‫‫[chuckling]
‫‫‫‫Plus he cut me off in traffic.
‫‫‫‫You--
‫‫‫‫-[Archer screaming] ‫‫‫‫-[all gasping]
‫‫‫‫I'm sorry, what was that?
‫‫‫‫I couldn't hear you over the sound ‫‫‫‫of your Adam's apple
‫‫‫‫grinding against your spine.
‫‫‫‫No, still nothin'.
‫‫‫‫Hurry up!
‫‫‫‫Jesus, you people would stand ‫‫‫‫in a bread line and ask for toast.
‫‫‫‫Wait, there's toast?
‫‫‫‫Why would there be toast?
‫‫‫‫-Why wouldn't there be? ‫‫‫‫-[Krieger] Stop it!
‫‫‫‫Stop it! Don't you see? ‫‫‫‫You're better than this!
‫‫‫‫You don't have to be a killer!
‫‫‫‫You can use your power ‫‫‫‫for the good of all mankind!
‫‫‫‫Yeah, I could. But I was a murderer ‫‫‫‫before you turned me into a freak,
‫‫‫‫so, I don't know why you thought ‫‫‫‫this was gonna have a happy ending.
‫‫‫‫-But-- ‫‫‫‫-Now go make me some blue stuff!
‫‫‫‫Is that your final answer?
‫‫‫‫Not if I have to come over there!
‫‫‫‫[sighs]
‫‫‫‫Well, I'm very sorry to hear that.
‫‫‫‫Action!
‫‫‫‫[dogs growling and barking]
‫‫‫‫-Oh, God! ‫‫‫‫-What is that?
‫‫‫‫What is that?
‫‫‫‫Sweet mother of God!
‫‫‫‫[all] Whoa! Holy shit!
‫‫‫‫Wait, what is this?
‫‫‫‫[shouting]
‫‫‫‫Goddamn!
‫‫‫‫-[screaming] ‫‫‫‫-[dogs barking and growling]
‫‫‫‫Now I don't even know if I want toast.
‫‫‫‫No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! Stop it! No!
‫‫‫‫Holy shit. Glad I don't have ‫‫‫‫a flashback for that.
‫‫‫‫Down! Down! Down! Goddammit, ‫‫‫‫do these mutts even speak Engl...
‫‫‫‫-God! ‫‫‫‫-Jesus Christ!
‫‫‫‫Dogs! Leave it!
‫‫‫‫-Krieger? ‫‫‫‫-I don't--
‫‫‫‫Dogs! Leave it!
‫‫‫‫Oh, for the--
‫‫‫‫[dog whimpers]
‫‫‫‫[dogs growling]
‫‫‫‫[all talking over each other]
‫‫‫‫Why on earth would you do that?
‫‫‫‫They were ruining toast!
‫‫‫‫[dogs growling]
‫‫‫‫Somebody do something.
‫‫‫‫Well, I already threw a chair, so...
‫‫‫‫Then you go do something!
‫‫‫‫Archer, shoot them!
‫‫‫‫No! They're all I have left!
‫‫‫‫-[cat meowing] ‫‫‫‫-You don't count!
‫‫‫‫Leave it!
‫‫‫‫Man, I don't know who to root against.
‫‫‫‫They saved your life!
‫‫‫‫Still though.
‫‫‫‫No!
‫‫‫‫[dog whimpering]
‫‫‫‫[all] Oh!
‫‫‫‫You saved my life!
‫‫‫‫[grumbling]
‫‫‫‫And was it... Was it because you love me?
‫‫‫‫-[grumbling] ‫‫‫‫-Oh, my God.
‫‫‫‫That is... without a doubt,
‫‫‫‫the saddest thing I have ever heard.
‫‫‫‫[grumbling]
‫‫‫‫I mean, in what kind of crazy dream-world ‫‫‫‫could we ever possibly be together?
‫‫‫‫Jesus Christ.
‫‫‫‫Should've shot her when I had the chance.
‫‫‫‫Okay, well, everything seems ‫‫‫‫under control here, so we'll just...
‫‫‫‫Where do you think you're going?
‫‫‫‫-Yeah. With my money! ‫‫‫‫-With my money!
‫‫‫‫Well, thanks a lot, T-man!
‫‫‫‫-[all] What? ‫‫‫‫-Drop the bag.
‫‫‫‫What did you call her?
‫‫‫‫-T-man. ‫‫‫‫-Oh, hey...
‫‫‫‫-But it's not what you think-- ‫‫‫‫-Hey!
‫‫‫‫-It means Treasury agent-- ‫‫‫‫-Hey!
‫‫‫‫Although right about now ‫‫‫‫I'm guessing she wishes it didn't.
‫‫‫‫-Son of a-- ‫‫‫‫-Treasury agent?
‫‫‫‫-Look-- ‫‫‫‫-No, you look!
‫‫‫‫[all gasping]
‫‫‫‫Hey, be careful, it's got a--
‫‫‫‫-Zip it! ‫‫‫‫-I--
‫‫‫‫I can explain!
‫‫‫‫Yes. Please explain what you've been doing ‫‫‫‫in my bar for the past year.
‫‫‫‫Because either you were ‫‫‫‫moonlighting as a singer
‫‫‫‫just to make ends meet ‫‫‫‫on a government salary,
‫‫‫‫or you were working undercover ‫‫‫‫to bring me down!
‫‫‫‫Or both!
‫‫‫‫Not helping! But if I were undercover,
‫‫‫‫obviously my agency would be in the know, ‫‫‫‫and so if anything happened to me, you'd--
‫‫‫‫-[gunshot] ‫‫‫‫-[all gasp]
‫‫‫‫Oh!
‫‫‫‫Lana! What the shit, Mother?
‫‫‫‫I didn't mean to! ‫‫‫‫This damn thing's got a hair trigger!
‫‫‫‫That's what I was trying to tell you!
‫‫‫‫-When? ‫‫‫‫-Before!
‫‫‫‫-Hair trigger my ass, gimme that! ‫‫‫‫-[gunshot]
‫‫‫‫Oh, shit!
‫‫‫‫Lana!
‫‫‫‫Man, that is a hair trigger.
‫‫‫‫Goddamn it, Poovey!
‫‫‫‫How was that my fault?
‫‫‫‫-Lana! ‫‫‫‫-Archer?
‫‫‫‫Shhh...
‫‫‫‫You're gonna be okay.
‫‫‫‫Somebody call an ambulance!
‫‫‫‫I already threw a chair.
‫‫‫‫[Lana] Archer...
‫‫‫‫I'm sorry.
‫‫‫‫Why are you sorry?
‫‫‫‫I got blood on you.
‫‫‫‫Well, I blew a load on your dress, so--
‫‫‫‫[gunshot]
‫‫‫‫Poovey!
‫‫‫‫-I'm sorry! I-- ‫‫‫‫-[gunshot]
‫‫‫‫-Poovey! ‫‫‫‫-Goddamn it! I--
‫‫‫‫[gunshot]
‫‫‫‫-Drop the goddamn gun! ‫‫‫‫-Okay!
‫‫‫‫[gunshot]
‫‫‫‫Oh!
‫‫‫‫Is she...
‫‫‫‫Yes!
‫‫‫‫Phew!
‫‫‫‫-What? ‫‫‫‫-What? I was asking if she's okay.
‫‫‫‫[all talking]
‫‫‫‫No, Poovey, she is the exact opposite ‫‫‫‫of okay! She's dead!
‫‫‫‫Because she got shot seven times ‫‫‫‫and nobody could possibly survive that!
‫‫‫‫Not even in a parallel universe!
‫‫‫‫What the hell are you looking at?
‫‫‫‫No, just... Okay, so she's dead.
‫‫‫‫Yes! She's dead! Forever and ever!
‫‫‫‫On infinite fucking earths!
‫‫‫‫I prayed for my two dogs.
‫‫‫‫Now my dogs are dead.
‫‫‫‫Shut up! And gimme that!
‫‫‫‫-Poovey, I'm giving you half. ‫‫‫‫-Of the money?
‫‫‫‫-Wait a minute! ‫‫‫‫-Are you nuts?
‫‫‫‫But you have to promise to set ‫‫‫‫those Chinese ladies up in business.
‫‫‫‫Oh, my God, I've got so many ideas!
‫‫‫‫Whoa, who says you get to decide ‫‫‫‫who gets the money?
‫‫‫‫John Moses Browning.
‫‫‫‫Well, news flash, ‫‫‫‫Mister Tough and Smart Guy,
‫‫‫‫you're out of ammo!
‫‫‫‫Get him!
‫‫‫‫Goddamn it.
‫‫‫‫-[all] What? ‫‫‫‫-[all] What is it?
‫‫‫‫There's no money.
‫‫‫‫Just these weird German nudie mags ‫‫‫‫about sports and...
‫‫‫‫Implied incest.
‫‫‫‫[Cecil] There's no incest!
‫‫‫‫They're all just really happy ‫‫‫‫to be together,
‫‫‫‫-and outside, and... ‫‫‫‫-[Trinette] Naked.
‫‫‫‫Well, and healthy. As a family.
‫‫‫‫Whatever. Now is not the time.
‫‫‫‫Oh, right. Sorry, Father. Please continue.
‫‫‫‫And do you, Cecil, take Trinette ‫‫‫‫to be your lawfully wedded wife?
‫‫‫‫Hmm... Ow!
‫‫‫‫I do!
‫‫‫‫So, I guess I'll see you around.
‫‫‫‫[slow jazz music playing]
‫‫‫‫[Archer] And so that's pretty much that, ‫‫‫‫I guess. Vengeance-wise.
‫‫‫‫And I don't know if you feel avenged,
‫‫‫‫or if that even matters to you.
‫‫‫‫Tell you what I do know, is robot dogs? ‫‫‫‫Jesus Christ.
‫‫‫‫And I know the case took a long time, ‫‫‫‫but like you always said,
‫‫‫‫I have a tendency to get sidetracked. ‫‫‫‫Which, honestly, was kinda shitty of you.
‫‫‫‫And the smart thing would've been ‫‫‫‫to read your envelope full of clues
‫‫‫‫and then start rampaging, but--
‫‫‫‫Holy shit, I wonder if that was your will.
‫‫‫‫Although I can't imagine you having ‫‫‫‫anything that I would possibly want.
‫‫‫‫I mean, I'll swing by your apartment ‫‫‫‫and take a look around, but...
‫‫‫‫What else, what else? ‫‫‫‫Oh, I brought you some heroin.
‫‫‫‫Hopefully some kids won't walk by ‫‫‫‫and eat it.
‫‫‫‫Oh, and also, a rock.
‫‫‫‫I didn't know if you were Jewish. ‫‫‫‫We never talked about that.
‫‫‫‫I guess mainly because ‫‫‫‫you were so weirdly private.
‫‫‫‫But even so, Woodhouse.
‫‫‫‫[bottle breaking]
‫‫‫‫I'm gonna miss the shit outta you.
‫‫‫‫Okay, I'll see ya.
‫‫‫‫I dunno, next week, or...
‫‫‫‫You know what? Let's play it by ear.
‫‫‫‫What the... Hello?
‫‫‫‫Hello?
‫‫‫‫Hey, where the hell are you guys?
‫‫‫‫Hello? Hello? Wait, what's this?
‫‫‫‫Dear policeman...
‫‫‫‫[sobbing] I love you so much.
‫‫‫‫[theme music playing]
‫‫‫‫German subtitle translation by: ‫‫‫‫Johanna Diarra.